Sunday, May 8, 2011

I want to give a big shout out to lazy husbands!

I want to give a big shout to lazy husbands! 

Thank you for all the things you don't do.  I can't tell you how much easier my life is when you walk by the giant pile of laundry that STILL hasn't gotten folded because of baseball games, PTO meetings, and late nights at work.

Thank you for forgetting that we have a yard that would rival the Amazon Rainforest.  I guess since they are losing acres at astonishing rates, you are doing your part to keep it alive in our yard. 

Thank you for feeling like you are the champion of the world when you grill meat on Sundays.   But you seem to forget that dinner has to be made 6 other nights of the week.

Thank you for allowing us to only watch ESPN and ESPN2.   We don't really have worry about the troubling stories of the world.  We only have to worry, "Will there be a football season???!!!!" 

Thank you for sleeping all day.  You snoozing lump in the bed or on the couch just warms my heart.  And the sound of your snoring can not compare to any melody. 

Thank you for forgetting we have children.  You seem to manage to sleep through countless feedings, sick children, all the arguing and bickering.

Thank you for just being lost.  Everyday, you walk in and act like you don't live in the same house.  Buy a clue and listen when there are important dates, events, and other social occasions. 

Thank you for cussing in front of our children.  Your shining example really shines through when you get a call from the preschool teacher, saying your little precious angel said "Oh shit!" when they dropped their crayons.

Lazy husbands make the world go'round.  Without you, we wouldn't have ANYTHING else to take care of. 

1 comment:

  1. You know, THIS is EXACTLY why I'm single.

    I think "I've already got taking care of 2 people down, why add a third and muck it all up?"